How to fix the touchdown celebration penalties: As soon as the referee’s arms signal “touchdown”, the play clock begins a 5 second countdown. During this 5 seconds, the 11 players on the field can do whatever sophisticated dance routine they want. At “0", the players stop and head to the sideline.

Wow, that’s awesome

As a Colts fan, it’s only a matter of time before I see a tweet that says “Street free agent Defensive Tackle Farty McFarterson beats Anthony Costanzo, ruptures Andrew Luck’s spleen in practice”. I can imagine how you’re feeling right now about Teddy 2-gloves. Sorry man.

Those are great!

I divorced his ass in the middle of last season. Traded my first-born child for Drew Brees, and still failed to make the playoffs. Don’t even know why I play fantasy anymore. I suck.

It’s like you and I have the exact same fantasy team, year after year. My dumbass actually kept Ryan in a keeper league last season.

I’ve had Matt Ryan on my fantasy teams over the past few years, cause Julio is a stud, and Roddy was serviceable until last season. He either gets you 32 points or 7 points - there is no in-between.

Yep. Fuck Hank Baskett forever.

As a lifelong Colts fan, I’ll never ever forgive Jim Caldwell for pulling Peyton Manning in the 2nd half against the Jets in ‘09. You know, when the Colts were 14-0, holding a 15-10 lead late in the 3rd quarter? With only a sure win against 5-10 Buffalo remaining for a perfect 16-0 season?

Only after threatening to whip every one of them.

Wait, what? You referring to the lawsuit/bankruptcy?

Where is that amazing song from?

Wish i could star this twice.

Comment of the day.

+1 secret handshake

Not defending Irsay and Lucas Oil Stadium at all - last I heard, they still top the list for “most taxpayer dollars used” to build the stadium.

FWIW, the Indy Convention Center is used quite frequently.

TL:DR Antonio Gate played college basketball

Indiana. Pretty similar redneck behavior (obviously).

Last weekend I “snuck” four 16oz Miller Lites into my local stock car track in my cargo pockets (2 cans per). I had to walk a little funny to keep them from bouncing around in there and giving away my secret. My wife said it looked like I was on horseback.