Who the fuck makes their bed? Waste of time...

I laughed

Now that’s the way to run onto the field. Right in the middle of that shit. NFL streakers and such always do it during a dead ball, so the cameras can pan away and the viewers at home never see it.

Sports are amazing.

I met Jesus at the 500 4 years ago. It’s hard to top that.

In my area (East-Central Indiana), Late Model promoters used to run a “Junkyard 100" race (essentially run-what-you-brung). A truly “open competition” race. I’d like to see NASCAR let the teams build the motor/aero package of their dreams and throw them in these cars. As long as they can pass safety specs they can…

That’s too bad - thanks for elaborating.

Just curious - why do you think the IBJ “digs the knife” into IndyCar? Not disagreeing with you - just want more on this opinion.

That was my dream episode of COPS.

In my head, I heard you say “Jimmer Fredette!” just like Steve Carell says “Kelly Clarkson!” in 40 year old virgin.

Wait, Colin goes to a hairdresser? Tell me more.

Cool ass boss.

Bortles looks like he tripped and fell into a drum of spray tan solution.

Not better than this:

Nice

Also because Goldberg would’ve skullfucked you.

That was ballsy as hell!

Peck Hammerton killed me. Still chuckling as I type this. Fucking Emmitt Smith.

Here’s one: I believe my ex-wife has applied for and received various credit cards/cell phones using our daughter’s SS#. Who can I contact to A)Verify my suspicion, and B)Fix my daughter’s credit if this has happened?