Junior year of high school football. My school was in a weird conference, in which we had at least two 2-hour drives for away games each year. This was fine - we always went out to eat a buffet afterwards. As the starting Right Tackle, this was the tits.

I’ve been mad at my local Taco Bell since the discontinued the MexiMelt.  I will burn it down if they lose the chili-cheese burrito.

I was sitting around my backyard firepit having some beers with the wife on Saturday night, when a buddy texted me the Adam Schefter tweet. After realizing it wasn’t a hoax, I immediately switched to Tito’s, and ended up drunker than a freshman during rush week.  When I woke up Sunday, my first thought was “Fuck Ryan…

Dundalk is clearly a revered community.

It’s the perfect crime. Stab someone with an icicle. The murder weapon melts and evaporates. No fingerprints.  

I LOL’d at the “Chevy Cringle”.  That is all.

This is awesome, I’d never seen this before.

Agree with both of you. Watching the game yesterday, I never thought for a second that “they don’t trust Luck’s shoulder”. My first and only thought was, “smart move by Reich - Brissett has a big arm”.

No question

Truth

Lesson learned

At 16, I had a summer job washing dishes at a family restaurant within walking distance of my home. A married couple owned and managed the place, and Mr. Owner constantly flirted with all of the waitresses, most of which attended my high school. I had no issue with the flirtation - he hired some smoking hot girls,…

Sweet Zubaz, Ryan!

Well done, Sir. I’ve been on a bit “Chad” and “Brad” kick lately. Your letter really hit the spot!

Agreed, well done Taylor

Legit LOL

Was on the fence until I saw all this evidence. Yep, fuck Zaza.

Yep, Fuck Paul George.

Haven’t thought about the names Dino Radja or Dana Barros in a million years. This series rules.

I got poison ivy inside my eyelids when I was 9. Obviously, I rubbed my eyes after coming in contact. I was pretty much covered in little blisters from the waist up, including the armpits. I had to lay on my bed, mid-summer with no A/C (I was one of the poor kids), sprawled out and covered with salve. Including in my…