"Two men will never be able to show a woman how to be a woman." Just because he couldn't preform in three ways doesn't mean the rest of us can't.

If they have a child, will they name it Pepsi?

It's not like this is something new. He has been doing this act for years.

Stop! You'll make him cry.

Most of the military people I know are well aware of these kinds of policies and travel light. If you think Delta is restrictive, you should see the military's baggage policies.

He might be this guy's cousin.

Speaking for the Gay Mafia™, I'd like to let Roger Ailes know that we really are watching him at all times. Sooner or later, Roger, we'll get you and your little dog too.

Unless the plane is full and most international flights are, I just ask to be moved to another seat and a more than few times I've just moved to another seat. However, I have deployed my knees a few times.

You could always just ask.

I worked with two women who smoked while they were pregnant. One smoked like a freight train during breaks. Having gone through nicotine withdraw, I felt very sorry for the baby.

Just more government interference in small business. Where is the Tea Party outrage?

Is there any wonder why married people do so much better financially when nearly every government service and tax break is geared to them?

And they are so annoying that they can drive people to face palm.

I'm certain that if I said "something" like Noah's "bad word" in front of a stadium full of people while representing my company and while on national TV, I would now be jobless.

I've been seeing things like this all over town. Have they been raptured away?

The 4th amendment sure was nice. Wasn't it?

When I was a teenager, AIM was just a toothpaste.

Actually, a prosecutor can decide not to prosecute someone for just about any reason and we need to stop wasting money on dumb shit like this. It costs nearly $90/day to house an inmate in Michigan and the state is slashing spending on education while spending more on corrections. Jail is not for petty crimes and…

If your wondering why we pay some much in taxes, here is a good example of taxpayer money wasted.

I hope they handle this clean up better than Chernobyl—which is still isn't cleaned up by the way. I watched a documentary about it a while back it was extremely haunting to say the least. I posted part I. It's worth watching the whole thing.