The NFL should hire one of those "At-Risk" Counselors. There is no better predictor of future felonhood than playing in the NFL.

Now that's motivation people.

No, they are not and now we can stop talking about them.

I'm just say'in.

I agree with her 100%.

I wouldn't worry about him to much. In a few years, he will probably sharing crack with Lindsay Lohan on the set of an infomercial.

Thanks dogbraincatscan that's a great idea.

I am still unhappy that I can't upload my pictures anymore. I used to spend hours of my company's time photoshopping just for my Gawker comment. But no more. Now, I have to use whatever garbage I can find already posted to the internet. Boo on this image url only crap!

Does this woman know how many rednecks she just pissed off?

@Pedro Ferreira Garcia: I used to think it was more hyper-paranoia bullshit. The idea being that having everyone turn off their devices meant no one was setting the timer on their bomb. Now, I think it's just some kind of power and control thing. I'm convinced the FAA is ran by a bunch of BDSM types.

@Platypus Man: I fantasize about teleporters ever time I get on a plane.

Dickieleaks?

I bet it smells like her penis!

I sense that they are all dead on the inside.

Poor Favre's ginger stick. Will the humiliation ever end?

Dear Donovan,

Promise of a Thine Me, anyone?

I'm going commando through the checkpoints.

I think this backlash against "security theater" is long, long, long overdue. It's a waste of time and money so taxpayers won't realize what a multi-billion dollar waste the TSA really is.