I think you mean the “Exxon-Mobil Red Bull Why America is Awesome” textbooks of the future.

Assuming that we don’t all die in a nuclear holocaust, our grandchildren will have plenty of scandals to read about in the AP US History textbooks of the future.

“An anonymous Hillary Clinton adviser said a bunch of cruel shit about Abedin to Vanity Fair not long ago, suggesting he blamed her for the loss: “Maybe I’m just pissed off, but I really don’t give a shit about what happens to Huma, to be honest with you.””

I didn’t want Maria to act her humiliation, her rage. I wanted Maria to feel, not to act, the rage and humiliation.

Exactly!

Exactly. I cannot remember who said that in the days immediately following the attacks (there were actually shopping bags to encourage this), Americans officially transitioned from being treated as citizens into being treated as consumers. This has not diminished.

Bush did ask us to go shopping in the days after 9/11, so there is that.

It’s puzzling that so many people are angrier at Hillary than at the man actually accused of rape. And that includes the alleged victim.

A sick child like this is an enormous stressor for the most stable and secure of marriages. However, I’m sick to death of reading about entire families being wiped out by a man (presumably) who was under stress and/or abusive. A girl I grew up was murdered by her husband last year. He was apparently abusive for years.…

Pssh. Hillary is just Republican light, don’tchaknow? She’s barely got a progressive plank in her platform!

They are TERRIBLE! Autistic kids are always treated like burdens on their family—you should be SCARED of autism because your autistic kid will RUIN YOUR LIFE! My fav ad is one where a woman—in front of her autistic daughter—admits she once considered driving them both off a bridge and only didn’t because of her…

True but it does warm my icy cold liberal heart that in history Obama will go down as a great president. Reasonable people see this.

other cards Hillary has or had:

Is this an attempt to be progressive? Yes he feels pain. He also recklessly shot and killed his own kid and then abused another in his quest to not be blamed. So... what about his pain?

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

As a POC I don’t disagree with anything he said. At that point in time shit was like it was now but like 50 times worse. Black Community leaders endorsed this bill. HELL BERNIE SANDERS ENDORSED THIS BILL with his sorry not sorry reasons. And the black community does have some onus to take on here. Hindsight is 20/20.…

Every night, with a sweating uncooked chicken breast panting upon her, she prays to Whatever Gods May Exist that she finally be allowed to die.

They are so adorable.

DAMNIT they’re delightful! I want Michelle to be, like, my cool aunt I can talk to about politics while we go shopping and she helps me learn to dress better.