The irony of it all is CEOs are mostly worthless. If all of them disappeared tomorrow, every single business in the world would continue moving forward as if nothing ever happened. 

So there’s a chance!

I’m still sad we never got to see him pummel the Pillsbury Dough Musk into the ground.

Fuck the booze industry.

The Supreme Court is just reminding people that voting actually matters. The onus is on the voting population not the regulators.

No they won’t. Induction is better in almost every way, it’s faster to heat/cool, gets hotter, safer, more consistent, doesn’t turn your kitchen into an oven. The main thing it doesn’t do is provide actual fire, so things like charring peppers you can’t just do on the open flame.

Lmao. Troll level B-. I chuckled. Going Christian fundy doofus tipped your cards a bit too much though. You were half way to pulling it off. 

Did you forget to take your meds today? 

This was a wild unmedicated ride..... daddio

The sad part is this will only make Chapelle double down on his bullshit even more.

Better if everybody leaves Twitter.

Shout out to the security guards putting their life on the line at Alba de Vida substance abuse treatment clinic in Buffalo, N.Y! #Salute

Yes, because prayers will save us, not a universal healthcare system that takes mental health seriously. /s

She was married to a man? Good lord. Well, I hope everyone gives her the same respect and privacy that she gave the Parkland victims.

The absolute GALL of someone who chased down and harassed school shooting victims to ask for privacy is so fucking disgusting, but unfortunately totally on par with their behavior.

You know who says shit like that? People with money.

The corrupt Aurora Police seem like a perfect unit to defund. Same with the seditious Secret Service by the way.

Wow, I feel for! She should never have to plead her case like this. This is heart breaking. I'm  with her 100%.

“What’s that white stuff on my cheese?”
It’s deliciosity, is what it is.  Do not question your good fortune.