Yeah. I, too, thought there was another letter about penises. But then... internet.
Is hemming against Biblical principles? For heaven's sake, woman, darn that edge before the whole thing unravels!
It's an excellent corollary to Betteridge's Law of Headlines (Wikipedia).
I scored like, three Krispy Kreme donuts today, because everyone was being all polite and hovering around the food without taking any. Free food? I am THERE. Always first in line at the barbecue, always chatting up whoever's at the grill, and NEVER ashamed of being the first person to dig a spoon into the macaroni…
[B]ecause the princess costumes he likes to wear were "confusing" the other children.
He doesn't see race.
And you pay for them on credit. It's a rich person's cash back.
Dodged a bullet...
Oh, you know girl's just gonna menstruate all over the bread or something, so it's no good for eatin'. That, or cry on it.
One protester claimed they were "not trying to alarm anybody. We're doing this because it's our constitutional right.
Or as my Dad used to say, "Good thing Jesus loves you, because no one else will."
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
If you decide to do what the Bible says, you will be alone most of the time.
So Confucian. SO HAWT.
Time to get a Twitter account and do a little PR sabotage?
We should also ban vomiting. IT'S ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND HEAVE.
I think we should pull a Dan Savage and rename buttsex "Doing the Hickey."
Don't forget the samurai! They liked man-on-young-man action way more than that dirty, sinful, distracting hetero stuff.