I'm not a tutting moralizer (I swear!), but it just seems like a waste of steak. America! Where they shovel four pounds of choice meat down so fast they can't even taste it.

OH HELL YES. Mr. Baring-Gould practically raised me.

I spent my adolescence on an annotated edition of Sherlock Holmes. I may not have had any friends, but by jimmeny, I know what a hansom cab is.

Am I the only person who never cared for Judy Blume? I'm not a hater, I just had my very own screamingly awkward adolescence, and I'd prefer to never think of it again.

You repeat and reframe and repeat and reframe and message, message, message, and eventually—hopefully—you manage to lodge that message somewhere in the public consciousness.

Yeah, but I always thought Carhart has a kind of farmer-ly cache. The sort of kit you might wear while wrangling cattle or duck hunting. North Face is more of a "climb Mount Everest to raise awareness about organic whales" thing.

I'm in Carhart Country, New York. (Just north of Bumfuck and east of Cowtown.) Carhart gear kicks ass, I wish it wasn't so expensive.

Guys, everyone from the northern border states is laughing at you. Get some snow gear and chill out.

I shop at our local Army Navy store for cold weather gear. Last year I snagged some pilot's gloves for my husband. (Toasty AND fireproof!) They'll be expensive, but they'll work and last forever.

I'll one up you and say that I am LITERALLY wearing a t-shirt that says "REMAIN INDOORS," which I made myself.

But of course! And the radio show (That Mitchell and Webb Sound) and the awkward TV pilot version (The Mitchell and Webb Situation) and every panel show David Mitchell has ever been on.

Is there any topic which CAN'T be improved by the judicious application of Mitchell & Webb? ^_^

Another edition of the "Sensitive Sideshow" genre?

Also known as the "If You Poke Me With That One More Time I Will Rip It Off And BEAT YOUR STUPID HEAD IN WITH IT" maneuver.

There is a WORLD of Data-themed slash fiction that puts the lie to that assumption.

This goes without saying, but don't read the comments on the Gawker version.

Help yourself! My favorite communion wafer joke is from the BBC radio comedy Bleak Expectations:

The feeling is mutual. Let us troll the seven internets together.

My hyper-religious in-laws are all over Pinterest like a nun on a communion wafer sandwich. Their Facebook pages are 30% baking, 30% mason jars, and the other 40% is a mishmosh of grandchild pictures and Bible verses.

We don't allow calling out here on Pinterest. If you can't post pictures of mason jars with everyone else I'm going to have to close this thread.