Although if I had to chose between Sendhil Ramamurthy and Masi Oka, I'd go for Hiro Nakamura. Sorry Dr. Suresh, but that's the hard truth.

AH! So much Anne Dudek goodness! AND Sendhil Ramamurthy, who is a nosh!

I certainly shall, Mrs. Bucket. Thank'ee koindly. *doffs cap*

For some reason I always think Amber Tamblyn is Anne Dudek from House, and then I get all excited, but it isn't her.

It SO does. It's a great shame I can't flaunt my hair, because I'm like a Garnier Fructis commercial under here. Sometimes I just stand in front of the mirror and flip my hair around like the ladies in ads.

You guys don't understand! ALL wars are now won using a combination of bench presses and arm wrestling. Obviously we need only the strongest of the strong.

I don't think I enjoy looking at him in photos, but I enjoy watching him in action. He has a certain manly charm.

There is no cure for women who wear polyester.

And warm. Muslim women will always be more warm and comfortable than anyone else. My friend and I gave a random squad of drunk college girls a ride tonight because it was about 2 degrees and they were only wearing tights.

People will discount things that they disagree with, and listen to anyone who says what they already think. My nutty, Texan, right-wing aunt posts Pravda videos on her Facebook page because they say mean things about American liberals. Freakin' Pravda.

I am having filthy thoughts about Nathan Fillion in a shitty kitchen RIGHT NOW.

You know, in my day we had to steal our own identities. Yup, had to carve a spammer out of a log and then tie our life savings to the hog with our own two hands! You whippersnappers have it easy with your hypolinks and your Visa cards.

Girl, you rock that maxi skirt! Maxi skirts are tres chic. I'm always telling my little sister she has my permission to dress Muslim if she's having a bad esteem day.

This is one of those times where I'm glad I wear a headscarf. Seriously, I don't even BRUSH my hair, most days.

I had mine taken out and it was quite small. (I think. The gyno waved it at me while I was doing imitation Lamaze breathing, and I wasn't really paying attention. "You wanna see it?" she said. "Uuunhg." I said.) I think my uterus is just a lot smaller than I imagine.

Fark did it, too. There's a lot more Python fans out there than I thought. ^_^

Nice restaurant you got here, Colonel. Be a shame if someone were to... give it a negative review on Yelp.

Maybe because men are used to being believed? I spend most of my time backing up my arguments and bookmarking proof in case someone wants to throw down. It's a classic Nerd Girl problem.

You have to start a Jeremy Clarkson. So if you're eating frozen yogurt, you say in a deep, manly voice, "It may not be the healthiest, but it IS the best frozen yogurt..."

Is there one for Myst? Does anyone remember Myst? Why am I the only person in the world who thinks that was the best and prettiest game ever, except Riven which was even better? Can I have that?