I have this glass.

lol

For a single professional, that's probably affordable, considering their parents pay their rent, and they have some disposable income.

Yeah, from what I read that sounds like 10s of thousands of dollars worth of damage, (and that's based on my understanding/estimate of costs of repair locally; not having the repair done in a high-cost place like NY/Hamptons).

Nailed it. +1

Somehow I read that as "totally uncircumcised"

This is stupid.

Ha, yeah, that's really nice.

This reeks of envy, more than anything else.

Look, I know this car isn’t your cup of O.E....

I had a friend (acquaintance) in college whose parents owned some kind of exotic car dealership in Massachusetts. For some reason his parents wouldn't buy him a car to bring to Virginia but they would let him drive their inventory during the semester (I don't get the logic). He exclusively drove Lamborghinis his…

What if it started raining as they transported it in the back of the truck?

I really, really want this van in a way that I haven't wanted many vans.

Marry her.

I like Smucker's.

Virginia State Police. There's more to the story (clip is edited), but still...

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

You both get twin lols.

You both get twin lols.

I don't think I've ever heard of anyone actually being sentenced to 10 years in jail for a hit-and-run even when alcohol was involved.