Bravo! I've been living in Philly for 20 years, and I was always unimpressed with the creativity of Phillies' fans — who tended to just be vulgar. But this is fantastic.

+1 round of nightmares

I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

I actually can't beleive some people wake up in the morning, put their shoes and their coat on and go protest outside abortion clinics everyday.

She better not try riding a bike in Germany.

It might be cheesy but I love it too!

Jalopnik kicked in yo!

Yes, everyone go buy a Honda Civic SI. It eats Porsches for breakfast.

"it is very, very quick"..."Zero to 60 mph comes in the low-to-mid four second range."

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You obviously didn't read the article. He's pretty anti-propane.

who needs instructions on how to cook a hot dog sandwich. everyone knows how to cook a hot dog sandwich

smh, don't even have the most important sandwich of all

I'm still reading the replies to Bey over and over, and I love them like children.

I hope that's written in the guest book somewhere.

Mwahahaha...you poor fool...he said TODAY'S Kimye coverage.

You just wonderfully embodied every single annoying, condescending, obnoxious thing about Manhattan. Thanks! I'd ask you what it was like growing up in The City and drinking the cool way—bright lights! loft parties! maturity!—but I'm going to ban you, so don't bother. Feel free to email me though, because another 6000…

BRO, DO YOU RELALY DRNK THAT MUCH????