I'm pretty sure that's an airplane, dude.

Oh, you fancy, huh?

This is cool.

I really like the exterior paint job (well, everything about your house, actually). I think a bolder accent color might actually work really well on your place. Maybe a red door or even lime green, chartreuse or yellow.

So is there no "highway patrol" in all of NYC?

My "large backyard" is .35 acres.

I've been cultivating a crew of good-looking friends since I was 7 years old to ensure that all of my wedding photos look amazing.

I watched...errr...saw that one, too.

#YeahButDatAssTho

LOL.

You are not a car enthusiast.

"Benefiting the automotive fans around the world" is as dubious a claim as to suggest that funding her college education would help her change the world.

Thing that somebody wants that ostensibly is for a "good cause" but they can't afford.

Shouldn't the members of the Woodward Avenue Action Association put on their "big boy/girl pants on and go to fucking work" instead of asking for handouts?

LOL.

It wasn't his dad.

Popped a molly I'm sweatin'!

DAT COUPE!

EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ELON!!!

Yeah, I can't Google it either; I'm at work.