You go into a slack to try to find a single person to talk to about why there are no cigarettes in the Yesterday universe one time, and you create a monster.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

One of my favorite things about the post-season, and this post-season in particular, and this World Series particularly in particular, is how immediately and unsparingly it can render the Knowers of Baseball irrelevant hacks.

After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

“...Samuel Fuller, the king of visually pugilistic American B-movies, did it all the time back in the 1950s and ’60s.”

Do not be seduced by the first 25 games of Kyrie in a new city.

So did Lea Thompson.  Ewww.

One win closer. I gave up on baseball a long time ago but am pulling for the Nats now for your and Albert 

fucking AWFUL

Left-field pick:

Palpatine: Did I ever tell you the tragedy of Darth Pla-
Force Ghost Hayden Christensen: Oh boy, THIS again

Damn it, I don’t care what anyone says — I’ve been head over heels in love with Episode IX since the first teaser and the title reveal (and, I guess, the announcement that it would be Abrams rather than the snide, soulless automaton who made those horrible Jurassic Park sequels).

puuuumped as well. I think Rey is a great character!

Controversial opinion:

The AV Club’s constant referencing the Sino-French War of 1885 is becoming tiring. 

The first sentence wasn’t really english so I tuned it up.

Good Head, Boner Combine To Get FCUM All Over The Internet

lmaooooo, who the fuck would wanna see this dumbass mov—