The concern a co-worker brought up last night after the jubilation of the victory subsided: “I bet Mitchell saved his job.” Man, talk about a letdown. KG’s seeming disproportionately large and highly overpaid influence also figures to factor into Mitchell staying around.

Mercifully, Jack Dickey no longer works for Deadspin. There’s no need to discus what’s the best non-meat filling between two pieces of cheese.

More like D-bag manager, amirite?

As if the poor guy wasn’t already feeling baaaaaaaaaaaad enough.

Excellent work on both sites today, from both staffs. I really enjoyed it. Someone get Craggs back writing again.

[thinks about it]

Someone mentioned Emma’s Yao Ming appreciation the other day on Barry’s Hall of Fame post; go read it if you haven’t, people. http://deadspin.com/5823208/the-gr…

Sixth Man Shows Third Leg, Gets Second Degree Charge

This joke is not worth 420+ recs. You guys should unstar this one and use it somewhere else, say, for example, this joke instead.

I dnt play them games

I found out I’m gray on Adequate Man, which has me feeling ...inadequate.

Huh. Today also happens to be the date Madvillainy was released in 2004. http://thesource.com/2016/03/23/tod…

I’m out like Buster Douglas, I say peace to MC Trouble. Rest in peace.

Oh, shit. R.I.P.

Good idea, Sean, stick to the shady areas.

He’s in the corner, hidden behind the basket.

With this kind of organizational harmony, it really makes you wonder how they haven’t won more than three World Series in the past 113 years.

He’s the mostly silent one in this video, filmed in “an incredibly special place to be,” which is evident by what he and his underling chose to wear:

What’s the mood re: Hulk Hogan?

I’ve found that this is best enjoyed with John Ashcroft singing “Let the Eagle Soar” on a repeated loop in the background.