They have lost to Western Illinois and Wisconsin-Milwaukee at home. They are not good this season.

What’s there to dig into? He already said before the season he was going to retire. Then he sort of hemmed and hawed, and then he decided to retire now. But he’s not even the first Wisconsin coach to retire the year after a Final Four appearance.

Wisconsin basketball went 40-odd years without an NCAA tournament appearance before Stu Jackson, of all people, brought the Badgers back in 1994. Dick Bennett then brought them to an improbable Final Four as a No. 8 seed in 2000. He then retired only three games into the 2000-01 season, saying he was burned out, and…

Shit, now you’ve got me wondering how much formaldehyde I’ve consumed via my past Chinese beer consumption.

I didn’t see the link at the botttom of the story to the past Hater’s Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog and went looking around for that self-stabbing chicken GIF myself. As it turns out, the “Williams-Sonoma” link in Deadspin has three Hater’s Guides ... and one Kinja Deal! I do in fact find it bonkers anyone…

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Have you ever balled as hard as these newlyweds at Saturday’s Minnesota Wild game?

Good luck Jolie! [looks at run-down mess of a house] I will start going through your Deadspin archives any day now.

God bless you, sir, or whatever higher deity you choose to believe in.

I want details on every one of those 45 turnovers.

Video of those 45 turnovers vs. Aquinas available!

This has piqued my curiosity; the Great Lakes website does not list its results other than “L” but DOES have video for at least one game, a 117-19 loss to Aquinas College in which Gre’Shonda Morton hit a late three to, as the play-by-play guy said, keep the score within double digits (the links for the other two games…

What a Friday night it was for the NBA’s old guard. Carter hit this shot; Dwyane Wade destroyed poor Langston Galloway with a crossover; Andre Miller was perfect from the floor and at the line; and Kobe Bryant didn’t get a chance to humiliate himself any further because the Lakers were off.

Oh God. +1

I mean, I certainly think so, but it’s not just me.

This is the last (only?) system I bought at launch. I simply knew I had to have one as soon as it came out. Played the living hell out of SFII, probably shit myself when I learned about the mirror match code and then dumped that game for eternity when SFII Turbo came out. (I actually hated Turbo and pretty much only…

Wait a sec, I thought Deadspin used Greg as its style guide?

“Muscle Hamster, obviously.” — Doug Martin

Dammit. +1

You want to know what doesn’t make sense? Uniforms that combine fuchsia tops with lime green shorts.