This is the best ownage by a former pro football player to a Deadspin commenter since Ricky Williams owned me.

There are probably at most a dozen or so print journalists making that kind of money from their newspaper, and T.J. Simers is one of them!

I a) want this fight to happen and b) would wager heavily on it.

This is just like Adrian Peterson to switch the blame to something else.

Red Sox hitters are not going to like it when Amaro trades their batting gloves to a clubhouse attendant for a package of Q-tips and a pair of toenail clippers.

Disappointed you didn’t link to your meatloaf recipe, Albert. Although considering what you’re imagining Lincoln Chafee is doing to it, perhaps that’s for the best.

This was a good read, and a most unexpected one. But it’s only fair that if you do a giant piece on Bronson Arroyo, you now do one on Wily Mo Peña as well.

People still tell jokes on Deadspin?

You typed a 4 where you meant to type a 1 there.

That’s great.

There’s many more! Screengrabber vs. Deadspin, it appears. http://deadspin.com/tag/farts

Not only has he homered four games in a row and five times in all this postseason, but it’s who he’s homered off of: Clayton Kershaw (twice), Zack Greinke, Jon Lester, Jake Arrieta. All of which means some idiot team is going to throw a truckload of money and inevitably be stuck with overpaying him for years to come.…

Meh, nothing to see here. Kansas football is plenty used to being embarrassed by fat guys.

a dumb game where men swing sticks at balls

Speaking of being up to speed ...

Show your work for full credit, Kevin.

He is not the first person to report this. The father of one of the NFL’s best wide receivers, for one, tweeted it last week.

I guess for a lot of reasons, we won’t be reading a “Root For The Twins In The Playoffs” here.

Yeah, but how far can he pu ...

Wait. I can not click on posts I don’t want to read? ... What a concept!