How’s Craggs doing? I think that Marchman exchange for Deadspin’s anniversary is one of the few peeps we’ve heard out of him since his departure.

The bold underline uppercase italics 100-point font with two exclamation points is used very effectively for emphasis here.

Laugh all you want, but just know that the Brewers are actually paying Matt Garza $50 million to do exactly this.

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He’s really bending over backwards to show he’s not a role model now.

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Butchering a perfectly thrown pass from Rubio off his face? Who does this kid think he is, Anthony Bennett?

In honor of Ben’s birthday, Felix Hernandez did his best “Gigli” impression.

+1. I need a laugh from this fucking story.

I think I’ve figured out Craggs’ next job is going to be: speechwriter for Tim Beckman.

He now just dropped Prism’s “Don’t Let Him Know” on me. I am reasonably sure I have never heard of this song or this band.

But I just got to work after spending all weekend at home! WTF, Barry.

“You could actually see the summit at this point if the camera swung up. But screw that, let’s keep it aimed straight ahead at that guy’s buttcheeks instead.”

If you and Drew discuss it in the next Deadcast, I promise I’ll listen all the way through from beginning to end this time!

They’re actually preparing to make a sex tape, and “that dog” is what the happy couple calls the dude’s junk.

I’m just impressed that I finally figured out how to embed a tweet in Kinja after all these years.

If this is what you’re going to do up, don’t do it!

He hit a walk-off homer last Monday, a go-ahead homer last Wednesday, a walk-off homer Friday to cap a comeback from five runs down in the ninth inning and a home run in the All-Star Game on Tuesday. I think Brian Dozier doesn’t need anyone’s help stating his case.

How can I look up and down this thing and not see Terrence Long’s name anywhere? He was the eptiome of “average outfielder.”

I can’t believe I heard this on a real-life radio station today.