Yet many will vote for one. 

The goal of this legislation was to bring battery production to the US, not necessarily to make cars cheaper. If making cars cheaper was the sole goal we would have reduced the barriers to entry, not made them harder. This was more about protecting jobs and fighting a geo-political struggle with China than making…

How can you tell? I can’t even see his wife in that picture.

I was actually on a flight with Ted Cruz last year.

What can happen to Ted Cruz? He gets yelled at? We can’t bring anything dangerous into an airport so why does he need an escort? People can also give him shit on the plane where he no ok he has an escort. This is BS 

It would be great if they could avoid those lobbyists when they’re not sucking on their teets.

Er, I mean, if there was...just...only just...some, _some_ way that a U.S. Senator could, like, I dunno, like, change the laws or something.

I would like to propose an alternate amendment: The FAA has to give everyone a police escort to protect us from Ted Cruz.

Don’t forget Al Franken’s oft-repeated “I like Ted Cruz more than most people like Ted Cruz, and I hate Ted Cruz.”

Fat Wolverine is a pussy. 

Ted Cruz is a tool but also...how much longer do we think we are going to have comments here on Jalop?

Just us and Gizmodo now...?

This chode is just tired of people being mean to him while he flees to Mexico during weather events.

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The bar appears to be lower than the ocean bottom itself with this Titanic II, between the desire to return to a sinkable ship without pesky government regulations and a yearning for immunity without the aid of modern medicine and vaccines.

What do you call a boat load of rich douchebags at the bottom of the ocean?

the bridge was asking for it.

Dude... you alright?

Honestly you probably aren’t saving money making your own, hard to beat their $1.50 including a soda. 

He would have asked instead, “so what does a typical workweek look like for you as a CEO of an airline?”.

Whenever you see a Audi RS3 or a VW Golf R, you just know it’s an egomaniacal 25 year old mobile phone accessories shop employee living with his parents, who is about to mount the pavement to get past you at a junction. Every. Single. Time.

The Nissan Altima is the obvious answer, but there’s another that I’ve observed in my commute: Dodge Chargers. They’re getting up there in years and don’t hold value. As a result, they’re landing in buy-here pay-here lots and being snatched up by idiots.