Ask yourself, of all of the baseball transactions to happen, why is there a blog post about this one?

h/t doorfliesopen.com

Seriously, knock off the “3 arrests” shit.

I think the point was that the reported score that is covered by this article is the “critic” score. NOT the audience score. So your comment doesn’t really make sense since you are mixing different things together.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

This article is dedicated to fan reactions to the Eagles winning, which were in general very destructive.

All of this is much to the surprise of fucking nobody at all. Imagine if they had LOST the game.

Just own the stereotype. There’s no fighting it and most level-headed fans of other teams appreciate it when you can make fun of yourself a little.

I’ve seen a few tweets from people in Philly (writers, news anchors, and others) last night talking about keep the calm. That they’re better than this and blah blah. Nope! The behaved exactly as the US expected they would.

Worst thing about this, in 9 months there will be new Eagles fans.

Things Philadelphians didn’t do:

Very cosmopolitan

A part of me likes to think every Philly fan is having this existential question while hurling a brick through a parked car’s windshield.

Maybe Belicheck hates Philadelphia so much that he wanted to see it destroyed.

Certainly you have seen the FX Episodic documentary on the city. You knew what you were getting into.

GO BIG OR GO HOME (to your snack stadium)

A couple months ago I introduced my sons (age 13) to Major League. When they saw the bullpen cart, they almost lost their minds.

what did knees ever do to you?

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