My son’s 5 year old friend is a pro at Cars Driven to Win on PS4. He talks loads of shit to my son, his friends and even his older brother. So, obviously, I had to set him straight at his birthday party. I was smoking him, about to win the race, and the little shit reset the game on me.

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

The point I think you may be missing from the get out of debt stories often featured here, while they give examples on how some people have done it, the stories are not so much “this is how you do it” but rather showing that the most reliable way you get out of debt is by setting an attainable goal, developing a plan…

You’re right. Paying off debt isn’t fun. An article making it out to be easy and pain-free would be misrepresenting that.

You, you’re kidding right? This is a serious issue, but tell me you get the joke, or do not pass go.

Buddy, OP is making a Monopoly joke. Marvin Gardens wasn’t enough of a clue?

Pal, it’s really on you that you can’t appreciate what is inarguably the finest show on network and possibly all of tv right now

“Those” Skywalkers made their money bootlegging Corellian liquor.

Jake Skywalker of the Connecticut Skywalkers?

Officer of the deck explicitly stated IN THE FILM that the Resistance ships were smaller and faster. There was LITERALLY dialog explaining this.

It was explicitly stated that the FO cruisers could keep pace but not catch up. It was said out loud. Maybe you missed that.

Because of reasons the writers could waste time making up but I’d rather they spent that time not catering to people who don’t know how to suspend their disbelief while watching a movie about space wizards with laser swords.

When this first became a story over a year ago, I thought it would flame out in like 2 weeks. For the love of all that is good, can we all admit it isn’t a big fucking deal.

I honestly never got the appeal of The Office. I never found cringe comedy entertaining. In fact, the Office being more popular than Parks and Rec leaves me looking like this:

Well yeah. At his worst, Ben makes stop-mo animation films, really complicated board games and town ruining ice rinks.

Because they’re nice people; Jim and Pam are jerks.

I always preferred Leslie & Ben to Jim and Pam.

By a certain standard, holding down a starting job for that long is, on its own, pretty damn successful. Ask any QB in the league if they’d settle for Eli’s career and I bet most would say yes.

What the fuck are you talking about? He lowers his shoulder before the collision. It’s not a response to the collision. No collision had happened yet. He lowered his shoulder intentionally to bowl the guy over, because he wanted to create a collision. That’s assault.

You have to argue the limits of any statute when applying a particular case to the statute.