Well, I would’ve thought “Holy shit, Sasha and Malia are Time Lords!”

You have made a bad take.

Were either given an official position as an advisor to their dad?

But she’s not really writing about Ivanka’s teenage years, she’s writing about the adult Ivanka’s purported memories of her teenage years, and how she is suspiciously framing her young self as a teen punk, presumably to gain some credibility. It’s like if I wrote a book where I claimed that when I was a teenager I was…

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

It feels great when my own jokes are explained to me. It’s awesome, actually.

I think the missing piece of info here is what down and distance it was when the attempt occurred. I sure as hell am not going to research it.

It seems awfully off-brand for the Giants to pull the trigger on McAdoo midseason. I’m guessing two days after the end of the regular season it’s him and Reese, but this is one of those things the classy Mr. Mara would feel is beneath the standards of this organization.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

Consolation prizes to:

It’s very disrespectful to baseball to see people enjoying themselves. I wish these players would read the unwritten rule book and act like professionals.

Long time ago, I used to work for a company that did work at Fenway.
We were up on the roof in the offseason, inspecting rooftop equipment.
One of the guys I was with got behind a chiller/AHU and found a ball wedged in there. It was a 2004 WS ball.
That was cool.

Acting like you’re a 5-year-old after the last piece of…

You could say he was............

Taxes, 401K, agent fees, union dues, money manager, deferred payments.

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

I mean he’s from St. Louis. Statistically, he’s racist.

And pretty much every military member I’ve seen says that they will stand, and it’s perfectly OK for others to kneel in protest.

In response to questions one and two, why do you hate America?

This whole thing has gone so far off the rails...actual questions:

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices