I used Apple Maps to get to the punchline...

The show’s an okay idea, but that pun’s top notch.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Sure is interesting how this gentleman, and most of the other veterans I know (myself included) have become this endangered species whose feelings and honor must be protected by the brave patriots in the bleachers and on twitter!

The serious answer is, “some time after 9/11 and during the last 15 years spent mired in two wars, steadily watching friends and family deploy, fight, reunite, die, overcome grievous wounds, struggle with PTSD, and hope beyond hope that all of it wasn’t just pissing in the wind.”

“This isn’t the first time he was tricked by his teammates, either. One time, I found him drunk and passed out and a used condom by the bed. We both hate practical jokes and his team should know that!”

Can someone explain to me when the anthem became about the troops as opposed to representing the country as a whole?

I was going to ask how was this “officially a caught stealing,” but instead looked up the damn rule myself. The minutiae in sports rules never ceases to confound and amaze me.

They weren’t arrested for a crime.

The Pat Neshek story is a really interesting one. He’s a Minnesota kid that came up with the Twins. He was an unstoppable reliever with his weird half-and-half delivery and he really bolstered the bullpen for a season or two. He got injured and the front office feared that he’d run out of juice, so they eventually…

I’m a washington fan, and have been hating on eli since they got him, but i was actually impressed on the play where he stepped out of the tackle, and into the sack to throw the first down completion. That’s the most I’ve seen his feet move since the last time a mean man scared him.

Fuck off McAdoo. Definite bullshit to put this on Manning. The receivers were dropping balls, the o-line was offering little to no protection, and the rushing game was shit. That’s an awful combination for any quarterback to overcome.

I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT! IT BROKE NEW GROUND! I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW THE 80'S!!!!!!!

OMG! DONKEY KONG, MADONNA, GOONIES, AIDS, MUPPET BABIES, SMURFS, TEDDY RUXPIN, CHALLENGER EXPLOSION, JEFF SPICOLI, IT’S ENRICO PALLAZO!

OMG I’M SUCH A NERD I LOVE THIS SHOW IT’S SO 80'S AND I LIKE THINGS FROM THE 80'S LIKE GHOSTBUSTERS AND LAST STARFIGHTER AND TRANSFORMERS AND V AND PREDATOR AND RUBIX CUBES AND REAGAN!!!!!!! NERD STUFF!!! CHRIS HARDWICK!!!!!

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

This shit right here is so fucking stupid. If you think racism is dead, police across the country do a fantastic job and definitely don’t target people, or that voter suppression is an issue we still face today, then you’re a white supremacist. Not because you necessarily believe the white race is superior, but…

*Sound Engineer who Didn’t bleep that speaking with HR*

Browns lose in even getting mentioned about who to laugh at.

Let’s focus on the things that bring all football fans together and can always enjoy: