Remember when Hoth was attacked by the Empire and Obama never visited even though he was president here and also on Hoth at the same time thanks to him being a secret Muslim terrorist?

Member when Obama just sat in that kindergarten classroom while the twin towers were under attack? Pepperedge Farm remembers.

Yeah, the Rangers only offered to be hosts, let Houston bat last and donate all proceeds/revenue to the Astros, who declined, and then MLB stepped in and said, “move this bitch to Tampa.”

Some of my extended family live in a partially flooded area of Houston. An area where it only got about 1'-0" of water and then receded. They went back home yesterday to find there house had been robbed of TVs, appliances, and a dirt bike.

Can’t you ever respond to someone without being a complete jerk? It’s very unbecoming

This is a bad take.

I’m not sure how Cardinals fans made this happen, but it’s clearly their fault.

From the Astros’ side, the narrative looks pretty clear-cut here. With the team reeling from a storm that’s ravaged their home city—killing at least eight people, displacing thousands more and making professional baseball in town untenable for the time being—they reached out to their opponent and asked to swap this…

It’s New York normal.

You ever been to a bodega? You mind your own business regarding the hundred arguments a night there or else you might catch an avocado in the kisser.

I am on the Board of Directors for a Non Profit group that helps the Deaf and Hearing Impaired.

He donated $30 to the Disabled Veteran’s Thrift Store. When he bought it from them. Because they got it for nothing in the first place.

Why would he?

Honestly, I thought this was what he was trying to say. “Three” and “Thirty” just got mixed up in his wiseguy mouth. Trump is known to be a good putter, so 30 footers are not surprising. This might be the only part of the statement that isn’t total bullshit.

Like some sort of ban?

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

Note: I am what Terrell would call a “BernieBro” - except we Sanders supporters do NOT like that word. It has many negative connotations and was used to denigrate us, to put us down, to devalue our opinions and ourselves. “BernieBro” was developed by the ruling elite in the Democratic Party to subjugate, to…

English instructor. Uses ‘Distain’.

Here’s how that exchange happens in my house:

Do married people have to spend all their time together? Is it a literal union, where they can’t be physically apart? That sounds awful.