I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

I hate people that use pets as props.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Apparently, thinking about baseball didn’t keep the fireworks guy from shooting early.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

So, you don’t know the difference between climate and weather. Boy, those creationist/climate change denying science classes did a good job! You are ignorant as fuck.

It’s probably got something to do with you seeing a headline in 2013, putting it in your pocket, and then never looking at global warming headlines again, or bothering to take a look at any data. Unfortunately, this has the side effect of you not realizing that the 10 warmest years on record have occurred since 1998.

What’s not so well know is that Love had worked with four other Bamba’s before this. This was Bamba No. 5.

Also, what the fuck is this? Who pays to attend this shit?

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

Sticking it to the Jets is more of a Sharks thing though.

Mike Francesa, Sleepy American.

La Decisione!

This might be one of the worst inventions/ideas ever.

This might be one of the worst inventions/ideas ever.

It’s really, really stupid. They initially had the grays to keep out people who were flaming Jezebel comments w/ porn, but if that was the only intent, they should have immediately un-greyed anyone who made successive non-troll comments. Instead, it’s devolved into this weird two-tier commenting class system.

He Dunn hit the ball reall good....

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Aussies should’ve acquiesced to the Saudi players’ “cultural grounds” and given each player 50 lashes.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.