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No, but it’s a much better idea to me than a Han Solo one.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

Are they only publishing 50 copies of the book to be bought up by speculators in 0.82 seconds?

I hate people that use pets as props.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

The third roommate, a diehard Babylon 5 fan, was completely ignored by everyone.

Apparently, thinking about baseball didn’t keep the fireworks guy from shooting early.

“When you’re Vice President, you can just grab em by their hardware and they can’t do nothing about it” - Leering Mike Pence

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

So, you don’t know the difference between climate and weather. Boy, those creationist/climate change denying science classes did a good job! You are ignorant as fuck.

It’s probably got something to do with you seeing a headline in 2013, putting it in your pocket, and then never looking at global warming headlines again, or bothering to take a look at any data. Unfortunately, this has the side effect of you not realizing that the 10 warmest years on record have occurred since 1998.

What’s not so well know is that Love had worked with four other Bamba’s before this. This was Bamba No. 5.

Esgargot Fuck Yourself!

2 IT guys. One to screw it in, the other to make sure you turn it off and on again.

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

But how many people does it take?

 Yeah, because up until then, Episodes I-VI were fucking crazy wild rides where anything could happen. I know, for me, Attack of the Clones was out of left field, completely unsafe, and made me feel things I’ve never felt before. What a risk they took.

Also, I’m quite fond of that weird nonsense.