“You know what I like.”

I just want my dumb FOX robots fighting each other or catching a pass or something.

“fell asleep”

Because throwing a ball at someone could never be interpreted as throwing a weapon.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

I’m surprised they didn’t just get back up after they rubbed it in all that dirt.

Nothing good ever happens when the Eagles come to town.

PBS makes some good shit, watched a ton of their stuff on on Netflix. It would be a real shame if a bunch of immoral greedy fucks were to defund it.

But why couldn’t they shoot the trigger off his gun instead?

What if the person with the gun is maybe going to shoot a civilian? Should the police wait until the shooter shoots in that case? Or what if the shooter might shoot at a cop but if he or she misses then the bullet could hit a school or a home located behind the police officers? What if the bullet might hit a car…

Well that’s different. Usually the biggest boob you see at a Marlins game is Jeffrey Loria.

I predict there will be 3-5 million stars cast for this comment illegally.

But the EMALS!

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

Where are all the dudes who have never read the book, or heard about Margaret Atwood before this week, to tell me what to think of the show?

This man is a genius.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.