Of course they don’t turn into cameras.

Question/statement 1: Thanks for doing these. It’s great. However, because I’m a lazy bastard who’s often at work when you post these, is it possible to get a transcript of the podcasts?

My vote is you decline the invite. Showing up is normalizing this man and an administration that has deliberately disrespected HBCU students and their families.

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

If there’s anything to take away from this election it’s that the message mattered a lot more than the tone of how it was delivered.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)

This is a really horrible take.

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

If there is a pundit more wrong than Skip the universe will fold in on itself.

Democrats can’t allow Trump to fill a Supreme Court vacancy during the last year of his presidency.

I’m all for rich Trump supporters to throw around money while desperately telling everyone they meet that they’re not racist. I get the impulse, and the $450 is crazy generous. But saying the equivalent of, “Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.” still seems off putting.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

The Miller family also dumps millions into the Tour of Utah bike race every year. They seem like the exceeding rare sports owners who believe the team to be a community trust.

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

This is how you need to approach your consumer electronics in the age of having children.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.