Police: Can you describe the robber?

You must be right. The aunt had it coming, and her little dog too.

Sure. Or 5 million. Dick.

I'm questioning that, but there have been kids who thought they were vampires murdering their parents. Or in 1957 there was Charles Starkweather and Carol Ann Fugate. Maybe the coverage is that much more sensationalist and extensive?

I do know damn well what you mean (although writing "damn well" is so trite and embarrassing for you to write).

Yes, I'm so glad I live in a society where mentally ill 12-year-olds get treated like adults. Why can't they just be older and healthier?

Blue WRX, gold wheels. St. Colin McRae approves.

Thank you so much for the great feature and all the kind words! I'm so surprised and excited to see that people like my cosplay. As someone who sees my own face in the mirror every day, I have a lot more trouble seeing the resemblance than others do, but it's fun to hear that people are enjoying my pictures! :)

Thank you for your kindness.

Well, if it's any comfort, know that she died like a champion: out in the wild, her home away from home. The home she didnt have to make mourn over her after she departed this mortal coil for that great catnip field/flightless bird sanctuary in the sky.

It can't be a pit bull, because the title would be "pit bull attacks child" if it's any other breed, it's always "dog attacks child."

The breed is definitely, "Dumbass owner"

And this is the right thing to do. A dog should never attack a human unprovoked. If it does it needs to be put down. It's not even a debate. If the owner doesn't like it, well fuck them. They should have trained their pet better.

Been waiting for that bitch to come around for weeks

I saw balls. Gigantic fucking ones hanging off of that cat's crotch.

I would sue the shit out of that neighbor if I was that mother. Careless assholes allowing their rabid dog to run loose, fuck that shit.

Dogs that attack children unprovoked should absolutely be put down.

Hell no that isn't sad. That dog attacked for NO REASON. It's only sad when the dog was protecting someone.