I don't use onions, so I think maybe not technically schmaltz?

It's not so great if you're stewing or braising the chicken.

Also, make sure to save the rendered fat. It keeps really well in a mason jar in the fridge. I use it anywhere (savory) that I would use butter

"Cute aggression" — it's a real thing

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cutene…

If it was a story about something a little less heartbreaking than a racist attack on a bunch of 2nd through 8th graders on a trip that was meant to be a reward for good behavior and good grades, I'd say maybe. Of if he'd made a halfway decent joke in the form that someone down below did, the one about the lack of…

I can't believe the number of commenters for whom that was the ONLY important point in the story. He's a chaperone for a bunch of little kids, not a fucking sportscaster. It could have been the first hockey game he'd ever been to. Wouldn't surprise me if it was his last.

It's a fair cop, unless you're from somewhere that airs the Eurovision song competition

If he's awarded some sort of damages, does he have to donate it to the school?

If they don't then cease or desist, you would probably then have to follow through in order for it to be good faith.

They had to sit around and cool their jets for almost a week between the Angels and the Orioles, and it didn't seem to slow them down much.

I have no doubt that Urquell is good, but I've never bought it for home consumption. I've been at the whims of however the bar or my host has been managing it. Generally, with as much good beer as I can get that was made within 20 miles of my home here in Colorado, I can just stick to beers on tap at bars with…

Every bottle of Urquell that I have tried has been skunked, though, so the green glass rule still applies.

Well, this explains a lot.

I would like to thank the NFL for freeing up a lot of my time this fall and winter. My Sunday afternoons are about to become a lot more productive.

When I heard they were wearing a fucking MEMORIAL PATCH, this was my first thought.

If you're in a flyover state, you should be able to get Boulevard's Pop-Up Session IPA. It's the baby bear of the Doublewide/Singlewide family, and it is pretty tasty at 4.3% ABV.

Late to the game, but I've heard this is why pirates (like of the Caribbean, not Somali) wore eyepatches — easier to go above and below decks.

I don't know about wolves, but my dog does all kinds of shit just because he's bored, not necessarily because he's trying to get away.

57 pages? I think I wrote undergrad term papers that were longer than that.

You don't know much about Cromartie, do you? What he's saying that that Cromartie has a lot of year-old children.