And don't forget the Toradol!

I thought this, too. A lineman prepping for the combine seems like the perfect storm of latent detection. Too bad he doesn't have longer hair — if he really did stop using, he could show them when he stopped.

So what you're saying is that they need to stop scouting India for batters and pitchers and start looking for shortstops.

Well, I live north of the states that are directly adjacent to Mexico.

I live in Kansas City and I'm moving to Denver, both cities with plenty of Latinos. But liquor and beer distribution doesn't work like other products. I can get pretty much any dulce or agua fresca here, but liquor and beer is distributed according to local hegemonies. My experience is that everything has to go…

It looks like Chicago and (kinda) NYC are maybe the only outposts north of the border states that have it.

It looks like Chicago and (kinda) NYC are maybe the only outposts north of the border states that have it.

I love Indio, and I've been looking for it on-and-off for years. Can you get it in any State that is not directly touching Mexico?

OK — just got my answer downthread.

I love Indio, too, and I've been on a quest for it here in the States for 20 years. But my discovery is that you pretty much can't get it north of the Border unless you carry it over yourself. If you know something different, I would be overjoyed.

Because Donald's, Rochelle, to whom he is still married, has filed a lawsuit against her for the value of the gifts that Sterling has given Stiviano. Because California is a community property state, Rochelle is also the owner of the $1.8 million that Sterling has given Stiviano. Rather than, I don't know, divorcing…

She might have been leading him into this conversation, but I expect it's a conversation they've had a bunch of times without a tape recorder running. She just made him say it on tape, she didn't put the words in his mouth.

I guess they were expecting it would be ceremonially disposed of, like an American flag or something.

Well, a really good idea isn't even one days work. It's a split second. But that is why this make is interesting — it asks an interesting question. They could have drawn the map with crayons and it would have been interesting.

That gray spot next to the word "Cubs" is the White Sox. South Chicago.

Well, making the map isn't the hard part. It's posing the question and finding the data. Bonus points for overlaying the baseball with the sammiches.

You might be better off making a mint simple syrup and mixing it with unflavored liquor. Also very easy to do.

I have one of those reuseable metal mesh coffee filters that I use for this purpose (also for straining yogurt). I have also used paper coffee filters — not just for making meth!

They weren't physically blocking anybody, which would have disqualified them. They just weren't taking the front of the pack.

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