After Alien 3 started with Dead Newt, nothing like that would surprise me.

Such a gottam tragedy they couldn’t find a way to shoehorn Chris Pine into one of these franchises, just to get the ChrisQuadrafecta

Except the First Lady’s own press secretary shared that image.

If they were building shelters out of wood or reeds, would we even know?

According to the writer for the Star, he can dunk a basketball and has a 29.5" vertical. At 345 pounds.

Also SO MUCH CUFF!

I think you mean Hillary Clinton asked Colin Powell for advice on how NOT to bypass the rules. She is doing literally the opposite of what your headline implies.

Serious lettuce

Ideally, you can still go to a non-fancy butcher, where tongue and other organ meat should still be relatively less expensive. If they are also selling mustache wax from organic bees and shaving soap from grass-fed beef tallow, it is a fancy butcher. If it’s a guy named Mort or Ramon, it is a non-fancy butcher. If…

You used to be able to get bone-in chicken thighs for practically free, but too many hipsters found out about them.

They’re great for thickening soup, and practically free. Basically, chicken soup bones. Also, crispy when fried, but not my favorite.

It should be fall-apart pot roast texture.

Other than desserts and SOME bread recipes, literally every recipe I ever make starts with “dice one medium onion.”

Well, to start, I’d like to see Bernie take a harder line on reining in the Bernie-or-busters

I’m sure there are some women living in the US or Europe who are being forced to wear the hijab by their husband or father (or mother, for that matter). And that should be challenged.

No offense meant. Maybe “unique” is a better word. Most of what I know about T&T is based on food, and I don’t think most people know how big the South Asian component is.

She just wouldn’t be Latina. Folks in Trinidad-Tobago are their own weird mix, with a lot of south Asians in the blender, but they speak English.

Crufts also has the advantage of having Scruffts, which is a dog show for mixed breed dogs. Who are also very good doggies.

Don't bag on leeches! They actually do have medical uses

This is a greatest hit preacher joke. I heard it a lot when I was growing up in a fundamentalist (but not charismatic) church. I’m an atheist now, but there are certainly some New-Agey, Secret-believing, visualize-your-destiny Boulder County types that I know that could use an update on this story