Gonna drop a tid bit of reality on you: I pursued my husband because he was kind and respectful and an utterly beautiful human. When he showed interest back I was humbled beyond belief. But, make no mistake, I went the fuck after him because he was the polar opposite of the date-rapey dude I think you are implying men…

But he wasn’t sexually harassing these lovely women he worked with. These were “romantic experiences”.

I get that and am sympathetic to that because I am a man and society tells me the same thing, however, there are literally billions (on second thought at least hundreds of millions) of men who are doing just fine, including me, without having to sexually harass their coworkers

I’m feeling super hopeful. A very, very powerful man can be knocked down a peg for saying something awful that a little while ago would have passed unnoticed. Progress.

He referenced his own romantic experiences in a lab setting and how they were “disruptive to the science”

My cats are Lord Stark the Earless One, Hiro the Mopey, and Veronica. It is allowable to name cats weird things.

OK, is anyone else having flashbacks to when whatshername rewrote Twilight from Edward’s perspective and then the manuscript leaked and she refused to publish it after all?

“I don’t believe in human rights b/c dogs exist.”

Michelle Phan spoke with Cosmopolitan Magazine recently, and has this to say on feminism:

Yo if it meant that I could have sex with Zoe Saldana I would grow ten thousand stupid ass beards I would cover myself in beards all the beards everywhere

Seriously, there were so many signs for this. Q-Tip tried to talk real to her and she was like lalalaIcan’thearyou. Her Grammy bid tanked. The piggyazalea tumblr is linked in every single comment section about her. All of her singles are with other, more likable people. T.I. told her publicly to shut the fuck up and…

Was she a tough child to raise, mom Igloo?

Igloos are melting faster because of climate change.

Not to mention that the work that she included is on the bodies of other people who didn’t ask to be dragged into this and publicly mocked.

LOL those other tattoos are dumb and so is this guy. And I’ve love to see the precedent where a tattoo shop got in trouble because some moron with bad taste couldn’t get a job. Gonna go out on a limb here and say there isn’t any.

Legal liability? Really? How in the world would a tattoo artist be liable for giving you a tattoo you asked for on the part of your body you requested? That smells like bullshit to me.

I will help you pay for it if it says “because fuck Dan” on the opposite side.

Ceci n’est pas une buttplug.

I hate the word toiletries. Every time I hear it, I picture a tree growing out of a toilet.

Loofas and bath sponges: 3 weeks for loofas, 7 weeks for sponges. That may seem pretty short, but consider the moist environment and all the holes inviting bacteria to grow.