I never spoke to her again. She was notoriously cheap in college and it was like squeezing blood out of a rock to get her fair share of beer and pizza money. That was the cherry on top and I decided, in the end, it was a small price to pay for not having to be shaken down every time I see her for the rest of my life.…

Seriously. I didn’t make my bridesmaids pay for anything extra (they wore shoes and dresses they already had, I paid for hair and makeup) and I got them a thank you gift. Being in someone’s wedding is a gift to the couple and involves at a minimum travel costs, and usually organizational help and other costs. They…

And...?

This happened to me. And I DID get confronted about it.

I was a little pissed because the one wedding I was in required me to spend almost $250 on a dress that was completely unflattering on me and that I would never wear again. I had two bridesmaids when I got married and I told them to just buy a dark purple dress they liked.

I was in my best friend since kindergarten’s wedding last year. She knew I had financial problems and instead of an expensive gift, she asked me to paint her a fingerprint tree for her guest book. I was so relieved to be able to spent so little and give her something I knew she would treasure forever instead. Her…

They’ll never be friends. Taylor is still friends with Selena Gomez who has a feud with Miley from back in the day and why do I know this I used to know math.

Oh Legolas. I DGAF about Orlando Bloom, but slap a blonde wig and elf ears on him and I am SO THERE.

But isn’t Cara also friends with Rihanna, who’s friends with Katy Perry?

They argue about which one of them is prettier, that is the basis of the friendship.

Yeah I did a little Googling, but am still perplexed.

“which probably caused some body dysmorphia”

Cara, pull this off and you can pack your bags, time to negotiate in Israel.

Maybe Iggy read this Jezebel article from a few years ago:

I’m not sure in what world “I have more money than you” is a winning retort to “you copied everything you are from other people.”

It says a lot about our collective taste as a society.

I mean, I agree with your sentiment, but he’s actually not dead.

Ferguson is 70% black and entirely controlled by white politicians and cops. This has everything to do with them trying to maintain their power as it slips away from them. Expect this kind of violent suppression efforts throughout the South as Latinos and Blacks explode demographically and demand political power (look…

i can't explain it but she gives me so much life

Lana is a literal godess who Nicki, Taylor, Beyonce, Rihanna, and Katy should fall down and worship. She makes better pop music than everyone Jezebel hypes (and everyone Jezebel hates). We are not worthy of her.