Separate rooms! One of the thoughts that terrifies me most in life is the idea of those two reproducing together (or at all really). I can't even imagine all the strange faces and general tackiness that would be unleashed among other horrors that would come from the intermingling of their DNA.

How could I not share this here?

Can't we just put Beebs and Miley in a room, brick up the doors and windows, and go drink a little sherry?

Kanye's so miserable all the time, he looks like what he really wants to be doing is running a fruit stand somewhere in a farmer's market. It's like he's in the wrong life altogether.

Awwwww the Ks look tacky and depressed. Poor little smoopies!

This is surprising to me. I thought everyone lost confidence in college. You go in thinking you are the shit and come out realizing that the world is a cold, horrible place and you are not that smart or special.

Autism does not excuse douche behaviour! I have it, my brother has it; we try super, super hard NOT to be douches. You can certainly be both Autistic and a douche, but the former is no excuse for the latter.

I kind of wish Elton John would take all of our exes.

She just sounds like another ex child star who has become surrounded by sycophants. "EVERYONE LOVES ME AND EVERYTHING I DO AND SAY IS GENIUS"

I'm really surprised so many people are saying "oh, she's a white person, what does she know about racism" or "she's a racist because she tells us she's married to a black man." Those statements make me think the people who are saying them really don't like that it's a woman saying something about racism in…

Just when you think Jessica Alba is going to say something empowering, she ends it with a fart noise. An honest fart noise.

I'm assuming that everyone jumping on Rihanna can correctly identify all of the roughly 45,000 endangered species in the world and knows the compete ins and outs of the illegal exotic pet trade.

And take miley and her gross mucus tongue with you. I cant think of anything positive thats come from either of these twits.

Can I just point out that that slow loris in the picture has likely had it's teeth removed with pliers so it can't bite and that there's a 90% chance it will die due to the 90% mortality rate of slow loris kept as pets?
OR THE FACT THEY ARE CONSIDERED A POISONOUS MAMMAL!? (That's part of the reason their teeth are…

If Jesus came back, and he wasn't blond, blue-eyed, white male, speaking fluent english and waving american flag, he'd be in BIG trouble.

I mean, sure, yeah, you can always find idiots on social media. Like, if Jesus came back from wherever he's been for the last 2000 years and started handing out free ponies, people on Twitter would be like, "FUCKING JEW GO WORK IN A BANK." So I don't think that the Twidiots' opinion about Miss America is very…

I would rather watch my own execution than this nonsense.

I really, really wish my girlfriend would start releasing hormones that mask my faults.

I heard if you read a Ranger Rick backwards, it becomes a recipe for Satan Cake.

I don't think anything can ever make me care about Miley Cyrys (or Courtney Love, for that matter). But I do wish Miley would keep her damned tongue in her damned mouth. Avoiding photos of her these days is difficult, and that crap is grossing me right the hell out.