Tacko Bruiseday

Philadelphia teams are known for low ceilings.

It’s primal mating and presenting behavior, just like dick pics. Evolved beings understand that it’s primitive and unsuccessful. People following their reptile minds don’t understand that.

This. A thousand times, this.

Honestly, has anyone ever successfully picked up a woman by whipping their junk out and tricking them into looking at it? Do guys really think this will work?

“The male subject responded, ‘no, can you give me 10 seconds.’”

“it’s in their hands now”

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

Even Shaq’s take is wrong though. We don’t and shouldn’t respect values that are counter to basic human decency. China is literally harvesting organs from people. We don’t have to respect that shit, and we should be hearing it condemned by everyone every single day.

Everybody knows the appropriate place to stage a protest is somewhere out in the deserts of Utah.

Barkley didn’t like how LeBron had to take the brunt of criticism for something Morey did

In the Free Speech corner: Kenny Smith. In the Be Nice To China corner: Ernie Johnson and Charles Barkley. In a third corner: Shaq.

The joy/misery ratio between a Bills fan living in Miami and a Miami fan living in Buffalo this winter will be unbelievably wide.

Filed to: Fish Tank

You should learn to read.

You must be employed by the Astros.

Soon after Jerry started his crimes, Joe Pa was shown a daguerreotype of the abuse, and he brushed it aside to prepare for the next game. 

If anyone is interested in seeing some secret videos of me in my kitchen eating corn, talking about corn and talking to corn, I've uploaded them to corn hub. Check them out before they get taken down.

I tried to search the site to ensure the were taken down, but I got distracted.

“learned of the videos”