Anytime I see Orlovsky telling us what QBs should or shouldn’t do, I can’t help but remember the time HE RAN OUT THE BACK OF HIS OWN GODDAMNED ENDZONE!

This was neither fun nor did it come in a bag form.  

He smokes a ton of pot.

All he fucking had to do was say, no, It’s not related to Kraft, It was filmed before that whole Incident came up. Done. Instead he takes being asked a question as an opportunity to try to turn It Into an “unfair media” moment and a legion of asskissers don’t take a second to step back and think about It, but rush to…

Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.

I came here in doe-eyed expectation of a FunBag. Now I’m just reminded that everything sucks and is the world is unfair and awful.

I’d like to take this time to offer my condolences on the fact that you can no longer drink.

should have been...

But baseball, and baseball alone, is the only sport in which the very nature of the equipment is called into question as a function of the sport.

Let’s just steal the coin flip from the NFL: Home team gets to call it, and winning team gets to choose rocket balls for the evening or the DH.

My dad totally knows Anthony Rendon’s mom and is gonna get us tickets to tonight’s game. So maybe I don’t have to listen to Joe Buck say “Back... at the wall.. this ball is.....” fifty times.

An ultraviolet light will tell you which one belongs to Phillip Rivers.

More serious question: how is Snyder allowed to own an NFL team?

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

“It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day” - Jerry Sandusky

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

“It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

First decade they haven’t been in the World Series since the 1910s.....since WWI era baseball. Remarkable.

We made it through a decade without a Yankee championship! Rejoice!

The Yankees won’t be in the World Series, and all is well with the world once more.