Twins fan here.

Listen, all I am going to say is this...

“If you don’t know what you’re talking about, shut the fuck up!” said Stephen A Smith, shortly before the universe collapsed into an irony-singularity 

Stephen A. Smith telling people not to be childish is like having Donald Trump tell people that lying is wrong. 

He should have been flagged; it was a forward leap.

Where is all that money now

This seems like the reason you WOULD go see the Bills... You get to watch natural selection in action and then see a football game after. What's not to like?

As a lifelong Bills fan who is from Western NY and who has attended 70+ games, I’ve stopped going because of shit like this. While Deadspin laughs at the antics of Hashtag Bills Mafia, most of us fans who have been going for decades are sick of this shit and would like to go to a game without seeing people act like…

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

Someone nonchalantly asks “Is he dead?”

I hadn't noticed the "Free The Juice" sign in the background.

Jimmy CouldntFly Snuka

In a sane world, this would signal the end of this dumb shit.

“What was he thinking?”

It would be a Music City Miracle if he survived that one.

The slowness by which Bills fan bystanders tend to him (not to mention the fact they held onto their beers) is as 1:1 on-brand as it gets.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

Huh.  Difficult to believe that didn’t work out.

You join the mafia, you either end up in prison or a body bag. That’s the risk you take