So... I have no horse in this race but how does Harbaugh still have a job? 

I grew up in the Big Ten "three yards and of cloud of dust" era. Somehow, Michigan has reproduced this with a passing offense. 

I grew up 15 minutes away from a satellite school of university of Michigan when I grew up in the great lakes state. On cold winter days when I was playing outside, I could hear “hail to the victors” faintly in the distance when they would score.

Possibly the only nice thing you can say Snyder is that he clearly isn’t bothered by black quarterbacks (Campbell as well)

Haskins, RG3, McNabb...wonder what the connection is?

This is the exact line I used when I asked my wife to marry me.

One of those inflatable floppy dude things you see on used car lots would be objectively the best option right now for Skins QB.

You’re hearing this more and more these days

Man, Dabo Swinney’s gonna have his hands full with this mess once Dan Snyder convinces him to leave Clemson and take the Washington job.

This is literally the same thing that happened with RG3 and Shanahan, right?

The Washington Football Team is like football Maven.

The Washington Ha! Skins

He’ll be there long after Gruden. He just has to wait this year out then he can have a career ending injury next year as the starter.

“There will always be soulless brutes who buy, gut and sell things, and die as they lived, without value or memories. May their demises be slow, painful and filled with screams only they can hear.” 

old season preview issues are a joy, let us not only Remember Some Guys but also remember how wrong we are all the time

My ugly 2-deep wall of eagerly awaited Sports Illustrateds, if I’m lucky, will sustain my brain after I can no longer figure out how to operate digital devices.

I don’t really know when this switch was flipped, but it is no longer important or good for a business/company to just make a profit. Somehow, someway, they have to make more than that, as there is always a way to make more, people and consequences be damned.

I mean, if Acuna had pointed at Martinez and done the D-X crotch chop towards him, you might have a point. Taking an extra couple of seconds to admire the fact that you just hit a baseball halfway to the moon doesn’t exactly qualify as poor sportsmanship in my book.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

“What happens after that is fucking Luck.” - Andrew’s fiance, upon being asked what she plans to do after their wedding reception.