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9/28/19

The Jumpman logo’s inclusion on football apparel makes it look as if it was designed by someone who uses the word “sportsball”.

9/28/19

Dude in front is totally just counting down the days until he doesn’t have to deal with this shit anymore.

9/28/19

I’ve never been mad in the coaching booth. Got to keep your calm.

9/28/19

PREMATURE EJACULATION IS NOT FUMBLING!!

9/28/19

Embarrassed to admit that I fumbled on my opening drives all through college.

9/27/19

I, for one, look forward to vinegar-flavored Gatorade!

9/27/19

~~vinegar~~ salt = electrolytes

9/27/19

Apparently it is (also?) speculated that strong flavours and the nervous response to them can override the nervous reactions causing cramps.

9/27/19

Reminds me of the time the Eagles swilled pickle juice before going out and trouncing the Cowboys in Texas Stadium when the temperature on the field was like 140°F. Same principle: vinegar = electrolytes

9/27/19

Apartheid state does apartheid.

9/27/19

Orioles fan here. Can we get a rooting guide for fools?

9/27/19

Whatever, man, I’m just looking forward to the train being a little less packed when I’m trying to get home. That it happens a month earlier now that the Cubs are out is just a nice bonus.

9/27/19

Love me some mustard. But to take a shot of it!? especially in the middle of a beer league game!?!? (Let alone the NHL!?!?) Good governor.

9/27/19

Letestu was not confronted for his ~~disgusting~~ behavior in the postgame, so he has yet to explain why he ~~did such a vile thing~~ didn’t have an entire bottle because mustard is delicious.

9/27/19

haha, I forgot about that episode. So bizarre.

9/27/19

On a positive note, the warnings signs for CTE are becoming clearer.

9/27/19

For some reason, this reminded me of the Sopranos episode where Paulie and Christopher are stuck in a van, freezing, somewhere in the middle of nowhere in the snow. They find old mustard/ketchup packets and end up eating them just to stay alive.

9/27/19

As a Twins fan, we had this similar moment when Joe Mauer took the field in his catcher’s gear for one last inning at Target Field.

9/27/19

The fact that he gave the staff some love and hugs, and not just teammates and coaches, is classy.

9/27/19

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people.