There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

No he made a stupid comment congratulating Minor and CB Bucknor on his 200th strikeout because every member of the Boston sports media deserves to be set on fire

Okay, but who gets beaned now?  Bryce Harper?

So... CB Bucknor is the hero because he made an intentionally bad call to end this episode of bullshitball? Man, fuck everyone associated with this farce.

Don’t leave us hanging here; did Abraham ask if he cared?

Ladies and Gents, may I present the next Governor of Maine.

Coulda been worse.....coulda been a t-shirt cannon.

Real talk, a cannon is less dangerous than an AR-15.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a cannon is a good guy with a cannon. 

This man is a true american, just like Mel Gibson

Found Burt Gummer.

Fuck this shit.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

Shot Wad Facializes Black And White.

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Lou Holtz of the 1976 New York Jets? I thought not. It’s not a story that Deadspin would tell you...

There was - Bobby Petrino, who abandoned the Falcons after 13 games to go to Arkansas.

So does Nick Saban.

Steve Spurrier raises his hand.

Sometimes I wonder if the good folks at Deadspin are going to far in making fun of Tomsula. I mean, all the guy wants to do is make sure the other hobos know which restaurants have the best trash cans to scavenge through. Is that so bad?