I think she was Fawn Liebowitz’s roommate at Emily Dickinson.

I was thinking if Al Swearengen and Jaromir Jagr had a kid, but that works too.

you need to go do something with a college kid

He should have said he needed to mullet over.

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

Man, that guy’s voice does NOT match his look. I was anticipating Andrew Dice Clay but it’s more like Seth Galifianakis.

Defenestration delivery dude disses dropper

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Verbal Battery Tossed In Philadelphia

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

They have to maximize every opportunity now that luck isn't on their side.

If anyone in any other industry tweeted this irresponsibly they’d... umm... still be president.

The unsportsmanlike thing is the Colts accepting the penalty.

They have to throw the flag, but the Colts don’t have to be big enough dicks to accept it.

I’m not trying to be an ass, but I hate this take. The world doesn’t have to work like that. They could use common sense...throw the flag, then get together and decide to pick it up. Then if their supervisor wants to review after the game, the supervisor could choose to not punish them, because in this circumstance…

Actually, this is just part of the NFL’s new rules for proactively protecting the shield, as he will clearly have trouble standing for the anthem next week.

Whataboutism.

True, but he’s not wrong that Ben was held to a different standard and got off easy.

He’s not wrong about Ben, Kraft and Sharpe all being pretty much scumbags.