Once Phillies pitchers and catchers report, yes.

I did the Rock Cobbler in 2015 and it was the most brutal, yet ridiculously fun and best organized cycling event I’ve ever done.

Cock Robbler, on the other hand, is the name of a homoerotic Hamburglar fan fiction series.

The political divide in this country falls between urban areas versus rural areas, which makes it impossible to find a clean, geographic split.

Rock cobbler sounds awful—and that’s coming from someone who hates peaches.

Fun fact:

You can eliminate the Knicks from this list. They’re too fucking dumb to tank properly.

When two of these teams play, they should switch sides of the court so the teams are shooting at the wrong basket. Then they could play a normal basketball game, except the winner would actually be the loser.

She actually made the Today Show watchable this morning; she should get a medal just for that.

I’m willing to give them a little bit of leeway here. They figured nobody really watches the 11pm news on TGI Friday’s.

just like in golf when you take a free shot, they should get a Bennigan after this one

I’m done with these puns. I’ll be spending Olive my time in the Garden if you need me.

What a bunch of Chotchkies

If a lawyer said this he’d be diSbarro’d

I’m sure the news producer could be heard muttering, “Oh Fuddruckers....”

no. it’s also a junior lightweight that hasn’t lived up to expectations

Don’t get all up in their (Macaroni) Grille, like you never made a mistake.

It was a Friendlys mistake, nothing to yelp about.

Adrien Broner, who is both troubled and very much a dick

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