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Monica Seles would probably not think it's an overreaction.

the 34-year-old will not travel with the team

When he was arrested, he was doing a freeze, which he refers to as "Icing." I call it a power play. Thanks everyone! Our musical guest tonight is Miranda Lambert! We'll be right back with Jaywalking!

Good thing it isnt. Then our butt cheeks would try to unionize which couldnt end well.

Kate Upton.

My brain exploded about halfway down the map.

*cums*

I feel badly for the lone fan who witnessed it in the front row. What a ripoff. I mean, the guy is paying premium prices for nosebleed seats.

These claims lose veracity with every subsequent tweet! We all know he's never been 3/3 in his life.

Mythbusters tested this back in 2010 and confirmed it. Even though the trucks cover more distance, they use less fuel because they spend less time idling.

I'm proud to say that I have no idea what this means.

It's gonna be tough for Lolo to continue to win no sports championship or awards

Why anyone buys beer at a ballgame is beyond me.

Colbert is a true genius but Late Night tv shows have been shitty and tired for decades and I don't think even Colbert can change that. They try to entertain everyone but end up pleasing no one.

Doesn't matter! There's a woman and nakedness and a quarterback and some other men, so COLIN KAEPERNICK TOTALLY RAPED A GIRL, YOU GUYS. Now all we need are Colin Cowherd's opinion and Jaws saying he might be the best non-rapist rapist in history.

I didn't say there was no crime committed. Just not one to investigate. Recreational pot use isn't what they're investigating.

Meanwhile, thug Richard Sherman is busy not being in these situations and probably polishing the frame on his Stanford degree.

Don't hate the player, hate the pathetic rule changes that incentivize the flopping culture in the game.

It's Duking, and it's always been Duking.

Meanwhile LeBron is still complaining.