Can't you just see someone approaching him about the cup and Nance screaming in the guy's face "I'm Jim Nance motherfucker! Don't you know who the fuck I am? Back the fuck off!".

It should come as no surprise that Barnicle is so firmly attached to the Dallas Lacrosse Academy.

"Id like to congratulate the Undertaker on his 20 year run in an occupation that is incredibly difficult even though people think it is rigged."

Sincerely,
George W. Bush

I know that Junior has really been hot this year, but this is taking it too far.

TC the Twins mascot is basically Clark the Cub. Just sayin.

Come on, what is with the Clark abuse, plenty of mascots have no pants.

The basketball IQ in this video is off the charts.

That lasted a whole 1:37 and yet they somehow never said "scrappy." SNL writing has gone way downhill.

I take it Wisconsin will get a majority of the proceeds?

Think about this - Pete Rose 'only' had 10 seasons where he had 200+ hits. Ichiro started his career with 10 STRAIGHT 200+ hit seasons. If Ichiro had entered MLB at 22 like Rose instead of 27, I'm 100% convinced he'd be close to the hit record by now.

Not even a question:

He does this after every homerun. It's going to be annoying seeing him do it eleven more times this season.

And, I might add, what's the dumb old Indian done for Indians himself? It's real easy to sit around and worry about stupid things like the racist mocking him in front of his face, but the reality is that Native Americans have real problems and they can only be solved by professional sports team owners throwing token…

He's just RESPECTING their culture. Obviously. How dare you impose your libtard values on this proud American job creator.

BLAME HANK!

At least the Brewers' new mascot is likely more than willing to eat it.

Indonesia has a lot in common with the Mets, they also give two days of paternity leave before the newborn has to return to work.

Me too! It is raining on my face and I want to make all the S'mores!

I must go NOW to buy all of the Honey Maid products I can find. Thank you for giving me a lovely break from studying for my teaching reading competency exam tomorrow!

And I bet some dickhead usher was still saying "No no no. You can't sit here; your tickets are for the upper deck!"