June Jones! That means run and shoot in the XFL! I'm kinda bummed that Timmy Chang or Colt Brennan aren't in the draft now. 

Congrats to the Nats - a grateful nation thanks you for saving us from a Cardinals-Yankees World Series. But the Nats will always be the Expos to me:

Would you answer the call, or run away like a little pussy?

I mean, they could have a red throwback!

Zach Brown Banned, Chicken fried

The Rams game might as well have been a home game for the 9ers, too.

“Great win, Skins!” - Pyrrhus of Epirus

Looks like a few things! This one looks like a good read for a long flight:

I suppose - the Saints had to perform a miracle to gain that status, and they did that in Minneapolis. 

Now it's Teddy Bridgewine.

Precisely.

It can only be done immediately after a fair catch. So it is only viable near the end of the half when you force an opponent to punt from deep in their own territory. 

TheVikings will trade a 5th round pick so they can move up and draft this guy.

Yes, I've heard Nats fans generally don't appreciate it when people point that out. 

I mean, we all used to say the same thing about Trump, so I'm not dismissing any of these nutjobs anymore. 

Please, Phillies (or someone else) hire this guy! Before he somehow gets elected to the Senate or Governor of somewhere.

It is one of the best Spring Training hats, without a doubt. They and Oakland.

I would replace it with this:

Game 5 of the National League divisional series between the Astros and Rays functionally ended in the first inning.

Nippon Ham Fighters