RIP Buffalo Braves and San Francisco Warriors

I remember in my hometown of Bismarck, North Dakota, one of the local high school basketball coaches, who was a single guy, became an exchange student host. His first exchange student? A 6'9" kid from Norway. Hmmm...

Warren Moon - and then, he actually signed with my favorite team as a nearly washed up old guy!

That’s just it. I feel like you could put a single A team in Yankee uniforms in Yankee Stadium, and the Twins would commit three errors, ground into double plays with the bases loaded and one out, commit multiple baserunning blunders, and lose 6-1.

Seriously, gawd, can we face someone other than the Yankees in the playoffs? Houston, Boston, Texas, anyone?

03, 04, 09, 10, 17, and 19. Different decases, different players, different stadiums, different coaches, different management, yet the same results - the Twins fold like a chair when they see the pinstripes. They keep rebooting this movie every few years, and it’s the worst.

The Bills are the only team whose fans may have worse cases of CTE than their players.

“China was not called for 81 war crimes when they invaded Tibet in 1950, and cost the Dalai Lama a trip to the NBA Finals.” - Daryl Morey

Well, now only one Gruden is associated with being a redskin. Bummer...

Mack Trucked

As a Vikings fan,  how can you leave Mike Zimmer off of the "Fire This Asshole" list? Not only should he be on there, but should have somewhere between three and seventeen asterisks by his name. 

And that’s $16?!

Er, roll

WTF is Maguro Tomato? I'm trying envision that role.

When ghost riding the whip goes wrong. 

I love my adopted state!

The big difference is the Bears aren’t paying Trubisky $84 million.

+1 round of grapeshot

RIP Fawn. 

Well, it could be a comma or colon rather than a period or exclamation point.