+1 lunch at PF Chang’s

Josh Norman probably doesn’t think that’s too bad. He plays for the Washington NFL entity, after all.

I’m not - that’s two easy wins for my team each season! We need those.

How dare you!

Mike Lynn was that GM, in case you were wondering. 

Yet another team/player he'll have beef with.

Seven years of the Clippers’ picks? That’s Herschel Walker-esque.

Give him a shot of whiskey and a bullet to bite down on, and he's good to go!

Hey, it seemed to work for Mike/Giancarlo Stanton.

OJ has Twitter now.

+1 icepick

...and Brett Kavenaugh.

Indeed July 1 can’t get here soon enough - it’s pretty much all that the hoops media has been speaking about since July 2nd of last year. 

As someone who’s been to Cambodia a couple of times, yes, this is completely accurate. I don’t care if he’s 96 years old - I still want to punch him on behalf of all of those amputees. 

If the Lakers do sign JR Smith, he'll promptly hop on a flight to Boston.

Easy:

$1500, a signed helmet, and a promise to throw four interceptions the next time he plays my team.

Notice how he stammers on the word “welcome.” I’m pretty sure he almost said “me” there instead of “him.” Also, the use of “rare talent” is odd.

And Grover Cleveland Alexander turned them down, too.

Then again, it’s pretty weird to see blazers pass up a Bol.