“War on Sweden?! That’s a great idea!”

Nor Howard

It's not often we get a post this udderly delightful. Thank you - it's been a real teat.

Tiago Splitter! Harrison Barnes! Rajon Rondo!

Wow - the Grizzlies gave up Conley for Grayson Allen and a couple of dudes from the local Y? They must be tripping...

He slices and dices them!

Yes, and the only times it did get past midfield were after Endler made a save or grabbed the ball and kicked it deep to the other end. But it didn’t stay there for long.

I watched the second half, and the US goalie was on TV maybe twice. It was ridiculously lopsided. 

Indeed - I grew up in North Dakota, and for us, if a town has traffic lights, it's not a small town. 

Guys with three rings: Bird, Lebron, Curry, Wade, McCaw. Totally fits in that company.

Siakim and his nifty hook shot were such big factors. I wonder why more big men don't use the hook.

All I can think of after reading this is Bighead in Silicon Valley. 

I mean, you couldn't be much worse as a GM than Isaiah Thomas or Kevin McHale was.

Sorry, I was drunk. Going to five Finals in a row is what I should have typed.

I'd like to point out that Patrick McCaw now has as many rings as Lebron. 

Ooops, I meant going to five in a row. Michael and Scottie, obviously. 

Congrats to all the Canadians out there, but I’m a Warriors fan going home satisfied with an incredibly gutsy performance.

If he played baseball, he'd be great with the Yanks.

I haven’t seen Nagy this pissed since Budapest in 1956.

“Plunk her ass!” - Brian McCann