Fun fact of the game - Lowry was -17. He’s clearly not himself right now.

Bert’s plan for blowing it up - fill up the place with methane and hydrogen, and light a match!

The Buccaneers know that, but they’d never admit it in Publix. 

We’ve done that, too - but it has become more difficult in the past couple of years. In 2016-17, we actually made a little money doing that, but demand was at an all time high, and the Warriors hadn’t brought up the prices quite as much by then.

My wife’s family has had season tickets since 1975, and that ends whenever the NBA Finals end. We took the virtual tour of the new place and listened to the sales pitch, and it’s going to be spectacular - the scoreboard will be of similar scale to the one in Jerryworld in Arlington! But, we are officially priced out…

“Yesh, I've seen worse." - 50 Cent

Next time, he’s going to have to wheelbarrow those babies home.

I know Draymond kicked Steven Adams in the balls, but Rodman kicked a damned cameraman in the balls and put him in the hospital. Draymond is very mild relatively.

He was a rebounding machine!

Yeah, part of me thinks, that, I don’t know - he’s a little...different.

He was never a bad looking guy. That moustache - if I had that, I’d rule the Soviet Union, too.

I'm pretty sure that as long as Klay is playing basketball (especially into June again,) and has his dog, some quality weed, and some Instagram models visiting his bedroom, he will be perfectly happy. 

San Jose - Boston would’ve been a dandy, too - they love those Silicon Valley tech bros!

So long as they Heed the warnings!

Don’t forget that the Sharks haven’t exactly been blessed historically, either. Plenty of ball punches in both directions - I’m sure either will lose to Boston in heartbreaking fashion. 

Well, it definitely ended better than the past few Packers’ seasons! 

That’s it - I’m totally suspending him from my fantasy football team. 

+1 injection of penicillin to the penis

It’s closer than, say, Jose and Ozzy Canseco, but yeah...

Seth Curry was really impressive tonight for the Blazers as well. He hit some big shots, and picked his brother’s pocket a few times on defense. He had the best plus/minus of the game for either team - guessing he gets more minutes in this series.