He had zero until midway through the 2nd.

And Jizzyah Shorts for his assistant. 

I’ve heard of him - he’s a distant relative of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Erdogan is a real ... turkey.

Any list that completely omits Cruising USA and/or Cruising World is fraudulent. 

Once upon a time, the Sox did have shorts:

Or Pope Shorts:

The Rockers were a great tag team back in the day.

(cums) - James Harden

I can’t stand the look of cargo pants, but if one is going through an airport (especially when travelling internationally,) there’s nothing better. You have a secure place for your sunglasses, passport, plane ticket, and anything else you need. I don’t give a shit if I look like a dork.

Obligatory:

One of the best things about playing the NHL games once the N64 came out in the 90's was that you could turn off the restriction on two line passes. God, that was fun in college. 

The Spanish call, per usual, is better: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2261045847286607&id=102427353148478

Well, look at the bright side - if Durant departs GS in the offseason, Denver and its young lineup will be in a great position next season.

Counterpoint: it was glorious!

God, when he retires, he needs to be an evil henchman in some action movie. 

If they were hockey players, they would’ve...

Hell, I’ll pitch in $25.

My Twins, who are anything but a lumber company, have broken all kinds of team dinger records in the month of April. I wonder if having all six of their games against the Orioles this season in that month.